Thursday, June 26, 2014

All I Ask Is That You TRY!

What the hell are these things? Did they forget the mouths on purpose? And what is with the different outfits and hair colors? I have only seen Fred and Barney with one hair color and one outfit. This is a big fail from Funko who are usually spot on with their characterizations. Instead of doing multi-colored Freds and Barneys, why not do me a Wilma and Betty and the car.
Someone is taking the name `Shredder` too seriously. Is there any part of his costume that doesn`t have sharp edges to it? He would slice and dice anything he passed by, including his favorite chair and any toddler who runs up to hug him. It`s just overkill.

The rest of this line was also poorly done. I hate the sculps that make the turtles look more freakish and not in the cuddly or friendly way we are all used to. I don`t collect Turtle stuff because you always have to buy 4 characters. It`s like KISS figures. You can`t just buy ONE from a line. You have to get all four or you are a maniac. I don't know what other people see in these newest movie figures. They are abominations.
These top four guys have now been turned into the guys below. This is not progress. This is an abomination for any fans of the Turtles.


I think this movie is going to take me to a whole new level of disappointment.


Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

Knives! Knives! It needs more knives! This Shredder has got to be big! So big that its over the top and cannot possibly be taken seriously.

Kal said...

We GET can shred.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

And that blue five o'clock shadow on Fred and Barney is just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

Mike said...

Michael Bay strikes again