Saturday, June 28, 2014

This Just Doesn't Look Like A Safe Toy

Remember, you had to be at LEAST THREE YEARS OLD to play with this toy. So all you toddlers, back off. We have no liability in this matter should you be injured using our product in the manner in which it was designed to be used. Now stop looking at it. It is shiny and there are lots of moving parts. What could go wrong?


Debra She Who Seeks said...

And Mom and Dad will love that endless pounding sound. Better than a set of drums even!

Kal said...

Unless the pounding hits flesh like on a little brother or sister or a pet. You know that's next. After a bug or two get pile driven.