Now I don't usually get violent. But I keep a bag of frozen oranges for SOMETHING and this seems as good a time as any to take the battle TO these Illegal Aliens I keep hearing about on the news. I hear they are crossing the borders to take our jobs? Did you know that?
Thanks to Brother Al Bruno III for providing the original image for me to rant upon. He does seem to find the ones that get me to express myself.
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8 comments:
No no no, the gentle hand is the way to go in this situation. Introduce them to Big Macs and internet porn then just watch their aspirations of world domination fall to the wayside.
That is wisdom. Can I hit SOMEONE with my frozen bag of oranges?? And I would go with nuggets. I am a big fan of the nugget.
I don't know, Movies have taught me that aliens can be killed by water, bacteria and viruses made on a Mac PowerBook. If my table lamp is my only defense I think that might be a bit too much for them.
To my left is my slightly - off kilter dog. He is part vizsla
My comment published too quickly. As I was saying, my dog would not make them feel welcome. They had better come with awesome space dog treats or those long hands better be good at belly rubs. Otherwise, he will chase the off the planet.
To my left is a witch's broom and a small cardboard box. One of them has got to be lethal so I'm good to go.
hey Kal, save the frozen oranges for the right-wingers
You are right. I like the way the frozen peel rings off their blockheads. It's like listening to Mozart if you get it right.
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