Friday, June 27, 2014

Because Sometimes I Can Do Filler Material Too

 
Can we get them gooned on Niquil? Maybe that would mellow them out. Plus, look at them, there are three of them with no visible uniforms or weapons. I could take them out with a pair of hedge clippers. Damn naked alien hippies out for a joy ride in their dad's spaceship. I say we beat their asses and send them home with a message to keep their trash on their side of the galaxy.

Now I don't usually get violent. But I keep a bag of frozen oranges for SOMETHING and this seems as good a time as any to take the battle TO these Illegal Aliens I keep hearing about on the news. I hear they are crossing the borders to take our jobs? Did you know that?

Thanks to Brother Al Bruno III for providing the original image for me to rant upon. He does seem to find the ones that get me to express myself.

8 comments:

j-swin said...

No no no, the gentle hand is the way to go in this situation. Introduce them to Big Macs and internet porn then just watch their aspirations of world domination fall to the wayside.

Kal said...

That is wisdom. Can I hit SOMEONE with my frozen bag of oranges?? And I would go with nuggets. I am a big fan of the nugget.

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

I don't know, Movies have taught me that aliens can be killed by water, bacteria and viruses made on a Mac PowerBook. If my table lamp is my only defense I think that might be a bit too much for them.

Wings1295 said...

To my left is my slightly - off kilter dog. He is part vizsla

Wings1295 said...

My comment published too quickly. As I was saying, my dog would not make them feel welcome. They had better come with awesome space dog treats or those long hands better be good at belly rubs. Otherwise, he will chase the off the planet.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

To my left is a witch's broom and a small cardboard box. One of them has got to be lethal so I'm good to go.

j-swin said...

hey Kal, save the frozen oranges for the right-wingers

Kal said...

You are right. I like the way the frozen peel rings off their blockheads. It's like listening to Mozart if you get it right.