Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Cephalopod Tea Party - WTF?

Well it had to happen. I never went looking for it but it came to me anyways. I like to think it was fate. In the 'Art of War' by Sun Tzu we are taught that if we wish to defeat our enemy we must first know our enemy. 'Cephalopod Tea Party' is one of those sites run by the human apologists who goes out of their way to praise and celebrate my most hated enemy. I don't blame them for their innocent naivete but they are like the Borg to me now - putting them out of their misery when the time comes is doing them a favour. The octopus already have 70% of the planet to do their evil in and now they have added human agents to their master plan to control the entire planet. We will still prevail because our cause is pure and just. "The line must be drawn HERE...THIS far and no further!" (thanks Picard) I paraphrase 'Dune' -"Our actions will carry death eternal for those who stand against the righteous." The Tentacle Wars have now reached a whole different level of intensity. Stay brave and stay dry my fellow holy warriors.

Oh no - not the kitties...please not the kitties.



Wings1295 said...

Eep! Gotta keep them at bay!!!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

You see right? I am not just making this up. HUMAN octopus lovers? It just makes me feel so dirty. I scrub and scrub but just can't get clean.