Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: February 2011

Monday, February 28, 2011

Project Rooftop - Aquaman Redesigns

Follow the link below to learn more about the artists and why they made the artistic choices that they did.

http://www.tencentticker.com/projectrooftop/2011/02/28/aquaman-sea-change-winners/

It's All About The Redheads With Wicker Umbrellas

Drawing With This Amount Of Detail....

Is what insanity looks like.

The Puzzle You Would Have To Buy For Yourself

Because no matter how much you begged, your mother would never get it for you.

http://waffyjon.blogspot.com/

Once Again She Spends Her Vacation Time Searching For The Layer Of The Cephalopod Beasts

I Remember Only TWO Shapes - Square And Rectangle

The Perfect Meeting Of Cat And Owner

And This Is Why I Love Her

Hailee Steinfeld - Vanity Fair Oscar Party, February 27th 2011

Now This Is A Product That Interests Me

Awww...Crap

The look on this kid's face is priceless.

One of the unfortunate chores I do on this blog is to post about what is NOT COOL so that we have balance against what is cool. This piece of crap video is so PRETENTIOUS and Madonna 1999 that I can barely stand to look at it. The dance moves are lame and stilted and if I want to watch something ugly wriggle around on the ground I will go to the slaughterhouse. Even L. Ron Hubbard formed a better religion around himself and we all know how lame Xenu is. Anyone who likes this 'performer' is on the verge of becoming a poser themselves. The is not an 'artist', she is a caricature Can't we all agree it's just so STUPID! GAH!

Lady Gaga – “Born This Way”

Blood And Urine In The Land Of The Amazon

Today I went to get my blood tested and to fill that little cup of urine (which I did from ACROSS the room, bitches).

I am the kind of person who looks around when they are waiting to do something and I notice bizarre things. This morning there must have been eight or nine women in the waiting room of the clinic who were over six feet tall, not including the heels on their shoes. It's not like they were a basketball team or volleyball team either - they were all just tall. I was slightly intimidated because I am not a good climber.