"Studies show that men carry so much stuff in their 'man purses' that they are starting to hurt their backs. If your back is hurting you from your 'man purse' I'll tell you what else is probably sore - YOUR VAGINA." - Chelsea Handler
BURN! If I actually had somewhere to go I might have a man purse. As it is though, I have no reason to invest in a good one. Even Indiana Jones had a man purse.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
7 comments:
Chelsea has more balls than a lot of men do.
She is so damn funny!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
'Chelsea Lately' is one of those shows I have to watch daily. I do so love me the snark.
I can't decide if I like her or not. Sometimes I think she's funny and then other times just trash.
I watch her every once in awhile. :)
((Hugs))
Laura
wonder when will she talk about her own penis, instead of talking about men vagina?
BURN! If I actually had somewhere to go I might have a man purse. As it is though, I have no reason to invest in a good one. Even Indiana Jones had a man purse.
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