She wasn't upset with me. She was shaking her head at her father who couldn't not remember a song he should know by heart. Frankly it amazes me she hasn't changed her last name already. It's a good thing you have many other fine qualities.
Actually Frances is my wife, and she knows that I know the lyrics by heart but she is just as happy that I didn't sing them or else she would have wanted to change her last name and probably her place or residence.
But she still thanks you for instigating the whole experience because now the song is stuck in her head.
HEY...you are in Paradise. Does everything have that new car smell? Is the air different? Do the people look at you with a mix of fascination and fear? Have you been poked with a stick yet? How is Mojo the kitty? I have so many questions.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
13 comments:
I have to admit that I am tired too, but this is totally funny. Love it!
Seen this before but I love it.
No, you're right, it is absoluitely hysterical.
Damn! Now I'm going to have Bohemian Rhapsody going through my head all night. Thanks a bunch, Cal!
Hey, if I had to sing it straight through to get it out of my head then everyone was going to have to do the same...
I had to call it up on the iTunes. Frances had to sit through it as well while she was reading. She send her thanks along as well.
She wasn't upset with me. She was shaking her head at her father who couldn't not remember a song he should know by heart. Frankly it amazes me she hasn't changed her last name already. It's a good thing you have many other fine qualities.
Actually Frances is my wife, and she knows that I know the lyrics by heart but she is just as happy that I didn't sing them or else she would have wanted to change her last name and probably her place or residence.
But she still thanks you for instigating the whole experience because now the song is stuck in her head.
I think having Frances like me is a boat that has already sailed for several reasons.
1. I always forget her name.
2. I am one of your unmarried friends who has no curfew or the love of a good woman to keep me in line.
3. I am a bad influence on you because I watch the same goofy things that you do and monopolize the remote.
3. I encourage you to speak up for yourself which make her need to take time out of her valuable day to smack you back into line.
4. I make up things like this that never happen because we all know she is a terrific lady and shouldn't have to endure my joking about.
5. I just got you smacked for asker her to read this far.
I hope that's a real Fanta Sea, cuz I want to find it.
I'm back and glad to be. Hugs to you.
xoRobyn
HEY...you are in Paradise. Does everything have that new car smell? Is the air different? Do the people look at you with a mix of fascination and fear? Have you been poked with a stick yet? How is Mojo the kitty? I have so many questions.
Hey, this WAS an escape from reality! (I am tired too - so if that's a dequalifier for judging what is funny or not, I probably should shut up...)
Being tired always makes things twice as funny because they kinda creep up on you.
That is total genius!
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