Thursday, March 31, 2011

Christiana Aquilera Is A Florida Ditch Pig


Radar Online is reporting that a digital camera's memory card was found containing 109 dirty pictures of the dirty skank being a dirty skank. I suspect it was left behind on purpose because this is the only way that Christina can salvage her career which is circling the toilet bowl as we speak. I always suspected she would eventually be spit out the bottom of the porn industry and it appears she is well on her way to achieving that life goal. Glad it's all about you and not your kids who will have to live with the shame of having a piece of street meat for a mother. I feel dirty just hearing her name these days.

9 comments:

Dr. Monkey Hussein Monkerstein said...

Best headline for a blog post ever.

Kal said...

Well I am quite proud of my pure hatred for this one. Selfishly squandered her god given talents.

M. D. Jackson said...

It's getting close to her "breakdown" time, a public meltdown to be followed by a stay in some sort of rehab clinic/hosptial/minimum security prison, followed by a contrite apology to her fans and the "brave comeback" designed to elicit sympathy and boost record sales.

Her handlers are in charge of it all and so far she's following the script to the letter.

Anonymous said...

Hi. I'm on the A to Z challenge and came over. It took me a while to find your follower icon and then to get my picture in. I think it has something about how you've set up the settings (maybe; I'm not very good with technicalities, but I get by!). But I kept pursuing my goal because I'm so intrigued with your blog that I wanted to be a follower.

Cool. Or whatever's the "in" term today (my daughter says I lived with the dinosaurs).

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

You're kind to say her career is merely circling the toilet.
xoRobyn

Myne said...

I am actually a fan of CA, pity she's not at her best now:(

Well, I came over for the challenge, and that's a great header you have.

Nathan said...

But...but...I like that shirt!

Kal said...

I would rather see you wear that shirt than have her parade around in it.

Nathan said...

If I had any skill at image manipulation, maybe you could see me in it.