Monday, October 23, 2017

I Appreciate That My Arch Enemy Dresses This Way Whenever We Have An Encounter

She doesn't have to do it but she does it because she knows I like it and it's the only way I can pay attention long enough to hear all about her latest evil scheme. Oh and the patch is fake. She just likes to tell people that I shot out her eye with a crossbow bolt. I mean I COULD have made that shot on a moving train but I resent that she lies about my accomplishments. Only I am allowed to do that.


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