Thursday, October 26, 2017

Racist Corn Pops? Say This Isn't So, Kelloggs.

I love these kind of stories the most. How does some corporate intern scamp pull this off? I mean surely his bosses would notice one brown character in all those golden Pops? But no one did and this artwork got passed down the line and everyone celebrated the release of new cereal box art. This was the idea that was going to turn it all around for Kelloggs. They were getting hip with the kids, damn it. They probably have some lame website with all these poor excuses for emogis. Character specific corn pops? How does that occur when they ALL LOOK THE SAME?? Except for that poor immigrant floor polisher who is the only one in that mall who is wearing cloths. The rest are all naked like this mall is some sex spa for their private pleasure. It's all so perverted. But I like this odd colored pop. He's a go getter. He has a job to do and he will get it done. Even the day before Christmas. Someone has to work the floor polisher at the mall. He's got his tunes and a sweet gig that allows him to go to school and achieve his dream of one day being a Pharmacist.



Debra She Who Seeks said...

OMG, oops!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I know. Cracked me up. You know some kid did this to fuck with Kelloggs.