More Dickhead Octopii

Just when I think the frickin (my word of the week) octupii can't get anymore terrifyingly creative in their variations we get the BLANKET OCTOPUS which is sorta like the Batman of the oceans. He unfurls his 'cape' and uses it to wrap around its victims. They have an immunity to the Portugese Man of War one of the most deadly sea creatures. You would think that would make the Blanket Octopus happy but it doesn't. They actually rip off the poisonous tendrils of the Man of War and uses them as venomous whips against other creatures. WHAT THE HELL! Even the females of the species don't want to get near the males. "The blanket Octopus is so fucking intimidating, it even mates like Bruce Willis kills terrorists: The male Blanket Octopus, when encountering a female, fills one of its tentacles with sperm, pulls it from its own body, and then just gives it to the female – who presumably also uses it to whip any motherfuckers that be steppin’. Again, WHAT THE HELL! Thanks to Wings at Caffeinated Joe for lookin out for a brother and sending me this info.