Saturday, April 25, 2009

Quote of the Day

I never had a problem with Lorenna Bobbit cutting off her husband's penis because he was a jerk but did she have to drive around with it? Then I always wondered why after several hours of driving she tossed the penis out of the window. WTF? Well according to her this was the reason -

"I remember throwing something out of the [car] window because I couldn’t drive. Obviously, one hand had the d**k and the other hand had the knife, so I couldn’t drive."

Mystery solved. (How would you have liked to be the cop who found that in the street. I would have just kicked it down the drain and walked away -the one reason I could never be in law enforcement)

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