Sometimes I SO Feel Like This

You can't imagine what it is like to be at a party with people whose racist, homophobic, undereducated attitudes dominate the conversation. I actually left early instead of allowing the rum to give me an excuse for mass murder. You really can't trust juries today to see things from my side. I thought the only hillbillies were on my Mother's side of the family but lately it seem like everyone fell off their bikes as kids. After all they never made us wear helmets and we DID play lawn darts alot.