Monday, February 22, 2010

Dick Cheney Hospitalized

So Cheney the douchebag has been sent to the hospital with chest pains. Can't be his heart because he HAS no heart. I would never wish his death but I am giving this hint to HELL so that they can make sure the decorations and snack foods are ready for their dark lord is returning.

I was also lucky to catch this part of a coversation between Cheney and my beloved Go-Go. You tell him girlfriend.


TS Hendrik said...

Hell's had a suite prepared for him from birth. I've always supposed him to have been the type of baby that would light his bottle on fire and toss it at passerbys.

I saw your "beloved" on my loaf of bread the other day for some contest and I thought of this site. That's some smart subliminal advertising.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Well I have many connections in the bakery cabals. And when the shit goes down, it's important to know who you friends are.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I've never loved Go Go more than I do now.