Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Ice Ice Baby

I have decided that if I can't have one of those ethereal female ice dancers that spin and twist and fly then I want a western European female bobsledder. Now that is a full bodied women. We could wrestled down the hill or in the living room where total smashing of the furniture would occur. When the car breaks down she would be able to literally push the vehicle to work and when it came to the sweet lovin' she would use me like a heavy bag. Heidi, call me.

1 comment:

Margaret Benbow said...

Hey, those bobsledder femmes are the type who would need to take a saliva test to prove their gender. Don't give up yet on the delicate flying FEMALE ice skaters!