Sunday, February 21, 2010

Informative Children's Books


The earlier we can teach them what they need to fear the better it will be for all of us.

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5 comments:

Wings1295 said...

Ack, I say. Why my face???

Margaret Benbow said...

Cal, I think you're looking at this the wrong way. Intermarriage, or burrowing from within, is the obvious answer at wiping out the Octopus dilemma and their nasty eight legs. If a human man (like you) and an octopus maiden married, then the next generation would probably have only four legs. Repeat the process, your grandchildren would have only two--like you!!! (Of course they might be a little scaley and tentacle-y.Nothing is perfect.)

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

It's that first generation sex romp that is so abhorant to me so that plan dies...thanks for your help though. Let's start with a Ukrainian mail order bride and then take it from there.

Margaret Benbow said...

(...hmmm.....maybe Cal would be willing to step up and save humanity if he had a HOT octopus bride...but then there'd still be that awkward moment at the reception when the best man had to slip off her garter...)

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I don't do Cephalopod. I do non-english speaking immigrants shipped through the mail. How many times do I have to say it.