Sunday, August 30, 2015

"We Will Have To Ask You To Move To Our Security Section For A Secondary Screening Before Boarding, Sir."

Your camel doesn't count as 'carry-on' luggage. You will need to buy an extra ticket and I assume you want the Kosher lunch?


DrGoat said...

He probably has a Ferrari in there.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Not to nit-pick, Cal, but you mean Halal, not Kosher.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

No, I meant Kosher. I just figured after this example they airline would mess with him a bit for being a carry on asshole.