Friday, October 27, 2017

I Am Trying To Save You. I Am Trying To Save All Of You

This is why 89% of people are killed by someone they know after they either tell or share a bad pun. Now while this one is particularly clever, it's still a pun and a pun will get you killed by one of your closest friends or family. I don't just make this stuff up people. I am trying to save your life. So stop with the puns already. They are so 1917.

 

4 comments:

j-swin said...

Those statistics are "pun-believable ".

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Clamp your ham? Sounds like a bad euphemism for spanking the monkey, doesn't it.

DrGoat said...

Well, that's one pun not worth dying for. Exactly Debra. Clamp your ham?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

ha ha...Debra. That is what I said to someone else.