Saturday, January 19, 2019

Something Else I Couldn't Give A Shit About

Just from the sight of this I am excited to see another character in these colors with swords and guns. WOW, so original. Want to guess he is a smartass? I just don't give a shit. How does this hack get work in comics? I thought you had to be an actual artist to work in the comic business but once again this muppet gets a chance to bore the shit out of all of us. This meme is a great example of how lame everything Liefeld does from his art to the names he gives his characters. LAME LAME LAME.

 
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“To me the X-Men have always thrived on big ideas, crazy ideas. So I figured, let’s just go for it,” Liefeld told Entertainment Weekly. “Major X introduces a new character who is certain to mix up everything in the X-world. He hails from another existence, which is called the ‘X-istence’ — a mutant Shangri-La, a safe haven that has been a realm where mutantkind has lived in peace and harmony. They escaped there following a tragedy that befell mutantkind, and built this community. There are some familiar faces that he has forged this other society with. But then a terrible event happens within the X-istence that causes Major X to cross over and land in the Marvel Universe that we know. But he doesn’t land in the spot he was hoping, so in the first issue he is in 1991. We progressively get him where he needs to go. By the conclusion of the story, we catch up to modern-day Marvel.”

I have read many similar proclamations about how 'history changing' Liefeld's latest piece of garbage will be. Nothing he ever did reached the level of even a good comic book despite all his promises. Most times he is late and other artists have to fix his mistakes. He rarely fullfills the fill committment of issues that he was contracted for and whatever he DOES produce is badly written and illustrated by computers that emulate his already weak style and anoying visual ticks. I dare you to find anything but the walls of empty rooms in any of his backgrounds.

Plus any characters and carry so many guns and swords and knives would actually use one occassionally and actually hit something he was aiming at.

On a joke I bought and enjoyed the Muppets Take Manhattan early 80s mini-series more than any comic this hack ever put out. His stories are all stolen from much better stories. He has to bring in another artist Wince Portacello to even help him finish this latest doomed product because Marvel can no long trust him to keep a publiction schedule.

2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

He must be fucking somebody with connections, eh?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

BUT WHO??? No one has the power that would desire his sex. He probably fucks like he draws. No imagination. No foreplay. Then he jerks off himself in the corner and is gone.