Friday, January 18, 2019

This Is Why I Will No Longer Write To Woman Prisoners

You would think after rescuing 99 imprisoned women from a terrible Mexican prison that at least ONE of these criminal scofflaws would slip me her number and find something irresistable about me and my rugged convict saving ways. But why should I be surprised that they all ignored me once they were free? Every woman I ever knew I left better than I found them and that is the truth.

 

7 comments:

j-swin said...

It’s not you. They’ve tasted the forbidden love and there’s no coming back from that.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

j-swin is right. "Once you go snatch, there is no other match!"

j-swin said...

Wow......

j-swin said...

Just...wow....

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

But I read a book written by a lazabeam who added a pop up feature so I can convert anyone who hasn't seen a man since her last convictins.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Dream on!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I know...damn pussy. When you have one of your own you have time to work the equiptment to perfection. How can I compete.