Wednesday, March 24, 2010

How I Know The Cave Of Cool Is "Happening"

First it was the offer to test fishing equiptment in the comfort of my own home. Then they sent me an offer to raise Alpaca's for fun and profit. And today? I got the offer of all offers. I can be at the forfront of the giant blueberry revolution.


Yes, GIANT BLUEBERRIES. So big that people can live inside them. Sure those people will eventually turn blue and be rejected by human society like the Smurfs but think of all those GIANT BLUEBERRy desserts we can enjoy until that happens.


They will fill the valleys and cover the mountain tops until everyone will be sick of blueberries. Then the great blueberry hunt and slaughter will begin. I will send out alerts but I suspect by that time everyone will be against the blueberries anyways.

4 comments:

Amy said...

Oh my God, I got that email today and didn't even open it! I just assumed "blueberry" was a euphemism for something else. And look at what I was missing out on.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

You got to be on the ball to keep current there kitty cat.

Wings1295 said...

That is the hill where some find there thrill, is it not?

California Keys said...

Violet Beauregarde will fit right in....