So that they learn to never make the mistake of trying to catch a bear with a hamster cage. That has never ended well in the history of bear hunting, or hamster cages for that matter.
I think they are bait. notice the stick that is pointing up. When the bear pounces on them the stick will pierce the bear's heart and dinner is served for all.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
7 comments:
Well, I hope that little scenario ended well for everyone involved.
I'm sure the bear is just fine.
Well for sure the bear will end up with an upset tummy. Those kids are full of sugar and presevatives.
I think they are bait. notice the stick that is pointing up. When the bear pounces on them the stick will pierce the bear's heart and dinner is served for all.
You optimism warms the hearts of us all, Budd.
It could work and did I see ACME on the side of that cage. ?
Another optimist who is going to be frightfully disappointed in about ten minutes.
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