Saturday, May 14, 2011

I Will Never Have A Girl Friend But This Is What I Admire About Women

Girls Named Danielle



Girls From Boston



Asian Cosplayers



Girl's Who Pretend To Be Devils But Really Are Devils



Black and White Photography That Illuminates Timeless Beauty



Girls Who Wear Red In The Winter



Girls Who Can Hold There Breath Under Water For A Really Long Time



Girls Who Absorb Light At A Cellular Level



Girls Who Rule At Power Girl Cosplay



Unique Hairstyles



Strength Beyond Their Tiny Size



Fantastic Eyes


15 comments:

M. D. Jackson said...

At the risk of sounding like Dr. Phil, that will be true as long as you keep telling it to yourself.

Change up your story, Cal. Tell yourself you WILL have a girlfirend and it just might happen.

Kal said...

I say it to myself because I don't want to fail again. I am just fearful of being alone for the next two months if you want the total truth.

Unknown said...

Okay...I will bite the bullet. Fly me up there and we will party like rock stars for 8 weeks.

Kal said...

I don't want you to lose your teaching job despite how much fun it would be rocking each other's world. I would love to hand around the house with you. We could grow giant pumpkins and take the kids for rides around the neighborhood.

Unknown said...

Holy Cow you never mentioned giant pumpkins...those are freaking awesome!

Kal said...

Well we would have to grow them so large that we could carve out cars and wheels and pull it up and down the street with an steam engine.

DrGoat said...

Any of those women would be lucky to have you.

Kal said...

YOU are right, DrGoat.

Nick Ward said...

Ah Boston girls. Well that Boston girl anyways... :)

Unknown said...

Cal all of those ladies plus more would love to be girlfriend buddy.

Unknown said...

Yes they would...and they would be lucky to have you and your giant pumpkins. ;P

Megan said...

We love you for your face too, Cal. :)

Budd said...

Cal, I know you like your fortress of solitude, but girls dig the more tropical climes. There just may be a shortage of womans up there.

Unknown said...

She's out there. =D

http://youtu.be/cjImFYf2Vzc

In case it doesn't let you follow, it's The Moody Blues singing: I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.

Unknown said...

I think Budd is on to something here. You know...cold can be painful for extended bits of time...just saying.