Saturday, January 9, 2010

Cool Meme

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Joe Lieberman or anyone of Fox "news" or Rush Limbaugh

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

It begins and ends with Nickelback. They have been working my last nerve and living on borrowed time for so long now.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Joe Lieberman or Rush

4. What is your favorite cheese?

Emmental or Gouda - those European cheeses

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?

Pastrami with Swiss on rye bread with hot mustard

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

I would say Selena Gomez but then I would be called a perv by my awesome blog readers so I would have to go with Milla Jovovich. She would be a fierce piece of sweet and I probably wouldn't survive the encounter.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?

Shirley Manson of Garbage - love her.

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

Magazines, graphic novels, lunch

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Austria - Saltzberg and Vienna

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?

schnitzel with beer and fine chocolate

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?

Fine Russian vodka

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

Probably the birth or Resurrection of Jeebus just so I could videotape the whole thing and see if it happened the way the books say it did. I would interview Jeebus when he was at the height of his popularity and have him, in his own words, remind those who pervert his message to discriminate against others that they are going straight to hell.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

"Don't be a dick". After that no other rules are necessary (well maybe 'don't Bogart that joint' know)

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?

'Live From the Cave of Cool'. It would have interesting guests and performers from all over the world. It would be the go-to site for celebrities seeking redemption for all their sins and new bands just starting out. I may also have a different co-host each week.

15.What is your favorite curse word?

"Fuck." - It's universal.

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Call the cat and he does what he does best. Makes shreds out of their wraps and kicks some dried up mummy ass.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item?

The picture of my father and his medals which are in the same frame.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

Push the red button and bring all those sons of bitches with me.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?

It begins and ends with time travel.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

I would take a half-hour of time with my father before the medication made it hard for him to communicate. I would retell him all the things I told him the first time around and let him know that we will be okay.

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

I would have liked to have 10 more years with my Dad

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?

Austria - the best of old and new Europe

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

Don't do bars. Boat has sailed on that one. If I can change the question a bit and only have ONE fast food restaurant it would be 'Wendy's'

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”?

It would frustrate the hell out of me to just float around. I would go home and hide my face in shame.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

Da Vinci - set him loose in a warehouse full of modern tools and see what kind of crazy shit he comes up with that will allow me to take over the world.

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

My father for selfish reasons so that he could see his two grandchildren grow up.

27. What’s your theme song?

"The World Is Not Enough" by Garbage


Cora said...

Ha! Now there's an original meme. I might have to steal this one from you. I already know what super power I want, now which celebrity do I wanna bonk....? Hmmmm.....

Megan said...

#5 - Rye? Really?

# 11 - ve haf vays of making you talk...

#21 made me sad.

Where in bejaysus name did you find this one?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Cora - steal away. And if you choose George Clooney or Brad Pitt I think that should be a pay per view event. Amarite?

Megan - found it on eclectic cerebralectomy - Samurai Frog's site. A very cool blog if you have never seen it.

And what is wrong with Rye bread? It's one of the most substantial of your sliced breads. I could have went totally off the edge and said Sour Dough. mmmmmm Sour Dough

Megan said...

Of course I know de frog. It is how I found you. My father swears by rye but I think that's just his peasant blood talking at me...

Unknown said...

i am sure this has been explained, but what is a "meme"? and how do i get one or make one?

Wings1295 said...

Wow. Now that was interesting and original! Cool stuff, dude! Love your answers.