Sorry Becca - I Claim This Repile In the Name of the Commonwealth

I love this character. I can so picture his voice in my head. All hopped up on caffeine but almost criminally polite to everyone. And he would tell everyone he is Canadian - sleeps with Canada flag pillows and maple leaf bedsheets - loves Tim Horton's coffee and donuts and Curling (which he follows passionately to the point of stalking the great players with his nerd like questions about the game) but would avoid all inquiries related to how he could possible BE Canadian and found himself living in the Great White North since he is clearly a cold blooded animal not native to the tundra - can produce a Canadian birth certificate and passport on demand - has a driver's licence from the Yukon. Never misses an episode of 'Coronation Street' on CBC Sundays. The only time he would ever show some sign of annoyance would be when anyone used the 'Z' word around him. (Zoo - duh) - he finds 'those' alligators to be 'rude' and beneath him - only dates Inuit women.