Hey, if I could get someone to love me, you can too. Take my word on that. You might have to trim some of the stuff from around your mouth, but that's it. Odin beards aren't for everyone, but they are what makes you you, so there is someone out there, I know it.
My advice, is stop looking... play hard to get, you need a lady who shares the same passion and love you do! She is out there, let her find you and then let her move in...
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
6 comments:
Hey, if I could get someone to love me, you can too. Take my word
on that. You might have to trim some of the stuff from around
your mouth, but that's it. Odin beards aren't for everyone, but
they are what makes you you, so there is someone out there, I know it.
she's out here bro, i searched long to find mine but she was worth the time and suffering.
But I have suffered long enough. I am full of suffering. I got suffering for sale. I can do the suffering. (said in the accent of an old jewish man)
My advice, is stop looking... play hard to get, you need a lady who shares the same passion and love you do! She is out there, let her find you and then let her move in...
Move into my garage, is that what you mean? I can also set up a fridge box in yard if she prefers that.
I personally think you are rather handsome.
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