Wednesday, July 29, 2015

I Have Become My Own Meme

These were created by my California Brother Jim Beck. I posted this on the Facebooks and now the humbling humiliation begins. In truth I am flattered. For an old time blogger like me this is the best kind of validation because it comes from the heart.
And those action figures are also valuable COLLECTIBLES. I put mine up against anyone else in the business in terms of variety and design. I am a museum. I am a showcase of the coolest stuff over the past 25 years or so. Any women would be happy to have that bequeathed to her after my soon to be death. I'm a catch ladies. Got lots of life insurance.
Oh and if ANY of you kids doesn't like my Santa Claus look, then maybe you can just walk away without a present. Feel free to pick up some coal from the pile on your way out. Oh and meet my buddy, KRAMPUS. He would like to have a word with you.
Damn this is fun and THAT is GOOD writing.


Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Maybe the girl is into action figures and super heroes? You'd impress her then.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

And beards and having indoor plumbing. Gotten be some cute immigrant woman from Eastern Europe looking to trade up to color television. I wouldn't tell her about the indoor refrigeration until she gets here. She will also be happy to know that her days of chopping wood are over. The has the shoulders of a goddess from all that axe work, however so I hate to see her lose that toning. Maybe, for her, I will get a wood stove.