Sunday, January 11, 2009

The Coolest and Least Scary Monster Ever

I can't remember which rubber monster movie this comes from but not even a five year old would find this monster scary. I mean when they special effects guys came up with this and showed it to the director, what was he smokin to give the 'thumbs up'. Even the scream queen seems less than impressed. I love the way the monster's eyes are all hopeful that she is gonna go screaming out of the room at any second. And what kind of window has NO GLASS IN IT that would allow a tentacle to squeeze through. He's like an ear of mutated corn bred with a large vagina. I don't make this shit up folks.

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