The Coolest Winter Product Ever

Now this product is the greatest thing I have ever seen for clearing winter snow and for toasting mummies and their dry ass wrappings. Remember that when they concider leaving Egypt to mess with me and mine. Its why I keep a cat also. You don't want to be surprised by a mummy even if they move with that shuffling slowness. Like zombies they just keep coming untill you tire. But doesn't this device look a little complicated for your wife or teen age son to just be casually playing with. Get a shovel and keep your family (and that neighbor's damn barking dog) from the burn unit. All this for less than 7 dollars.