Sunday, January 24, 2010

When I Post A Picture Of A Snarky Dog You Know I Have Jumped The Shark

I think I need to stop posting for awhile. I can't stop commenting on every little thing that crosses by my crack addled mind. I vent about things I cannot change and get all worked up over my failure at connecting with more than only a few regular people who take the time to leave a comment. Then I get all worked up by THIS creature.

It's sad and pathetic and I can't even keep that little dog from giving me attitude. Fuck you little dog. I have thumbs. I so rule. Sure cute girls will pick you up and ooo and ahhh over your adorable nature but I know your secret. To me you will always be a punk. Take that 'look' back to Jersey Shore and never darken my doorway again. I have a cat on speed dial who will kick your ass for the cost of a bag of cat yum yums. Excuse me? You telling me to just call him then? Fine, it's your funeral.

Is this a ploy? A Blue Yak-like scheme to beg validation from the washed masses? I am sorry. I can't answer you. My tears are making it hard to see the letters on my keyboard.

(What? Too much? Not sincere enough? I'll do it you know. I will stop posting if I don't get at least 10 comments. Damn. Played my hand too soon didn't I? Should have started with a higher number and negotiated down right? Why don't you like me?)

22 comments:

TS Hendrik said...

Seriously? 10 comments?

TS Hendrik said...

Is that rally all it will take?

TS Hendrik said...

That shouls have said 'really'

TS Hendrik said...

that should have said 'should'

TS Hendrik said...

Aaannnd that's half the way.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Somehow that is not making me feel any better.

TS Hendrik said...

Well cheer up man, people get busy, often read things but can't think of anything to say on the subject. A lot of the things you post are awesome, but I can't think of anything to add, so I don't.

Your blog is killer. Focus on the fact that people are reading it. Comments are everything, thirst is, obey your thirst.

...Sprite.

TS Hendrik said...

Ok that time I didn't mean the typo on purpose that should have read comments 'Aren't' everything.

Just got caught up in the sprite slogan of the moment.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Sprite? Pudding? You are KILLING me here man.

TS Hendrik said...

Oh right... diet. Sorry... um carrots?

Drake said...

That Pup looks more than a little annoyed about getting his picture taking puparazzi there...comment and pun, win win! :D

Drake said...

I should have added a "by" there, what is this typo in comments to Cal night?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Do you SEE the burden I carry now Drake? People can't even type right around me.

Unknown said...

i'm number 13 PLUS i hope you've been keeping up with the "b" team of shiba inu puppy cam!!!

http://www.ustream.tv/sfshiba

Megan said...

How the hell are there 14 comments already? I was only watching the damn news for chrissake.

Megan said...

Oh, and you could pretend for one second to care about my blog, you know.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Some of those you can collect in ONE comment per PERSON.

TS Hendrik said...

You mean me don't you?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

You are right Megan. You are a good follower and I owe you better than that.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Canadian Cave of Coolness, I read your RSS feed via Google Reader, and if I was forced by thugs to get rid of half of my feeds, yours would be one of the ones I would keep.

Wings1295 said...

My RSS Reader would be pretty empty without your posts, Cal!

Megan said...

Thanks. We're good for a while now. :)