And get me flowers and talk sweetly to me. Plus I am not going to let him 'enter' me in the basement of his mom's house. I want to be wooed. I want to feel special before I am so cruely violated.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
He's Going To Have To Buy Me Dinner First
And get me flowers and talk sweetly to me. Plus I am not going to let him 'enter' me in the basement of his mom's house. I want to be wooed. I want to feel special before I am so cruely violated.
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Best one of these I saw in my hometown said:
"If a man speaks in the woods and no woman is there to hear it, is he still wrong?"
That would make everyone who thinks she is right and in charge drag their man to that church every week.
Did I miss an email conversation we were having with out survey questions. I feel like I have.
It is spelled DINNER...
Well... If he's going to so 'cruelly violate' him, buying him a Diner instead of just a Dinner might well be in order? Just saying...
Okay I will fix that, all you smarty pants
He won't buy you dinner, with some luck you'll share some multiplied bread and fish.
PASS!
This is funny :) My favorite sign fail is still the one I saw a couple of years ago around Christmas in front of one of those self-storage warehouses. The sign originally read on both sides : "Santa is coming! Get ready for the season."
Some kids snuck (sneaked?) up to it at night and used letters from both sides so that one side read:
"Satan is coming. Get ready for the semen!"
Now THAT is funny.
I'm a big fan of "Jesus is coming - look busy" but this picture and your header are freaking gold.
Funny Cal, funny!
I assure you that the "entry" will NOT be immaculate...
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