The fact that the cover is so easy to spoof shows what a joke Cosmo is. The people that put it out each month just must want to stab their eyes out. Why even have people but it out. Just change a few names and dates and places and it's the same as last month.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Cosmo is just so appalling as a publication. It's so degrading to women and it full on disgusts me.
The fact that the cover is so easy to spoof shows what a joke Cosmo is. The people that put it out each month just must want to stab their eyes out. Why even have people but it out. Just change a few names and dates and places and it's the same as last month.
Don't get me started...
You know I will always comment when you stick up Christina Hendricks...
Which is exactly how the god's intended it to be.
Hell, I'd buy a magazine about crocheting if Christina was on the cover.
With a cover like that, who wants to read the articles?
Put her picture on bagged ice and you could sell it to the Inuit.
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