Proof Positive Of Their Evil Human/Cephalopod Experiments

Smuggled out of the former Soviet Republic of Naissaar, we have the first medical evidence of their insane attempt to breed a mutant army of hybrid mermaid bar girls who would lure our men folk into the sea from their floating beach side wing and margarita bars. We would so get sucked into that kind of trap. The winters are long here in Canada. Ten minutes under that Cuban sun and we would follow them anywhere.

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