Sunday, September 27, 2009

Spider Lizard

Apparently these Spiderman colored lizards are in high demand at pet stores. Now if I was running a pet store I would be in the back spray painting lizards to order. My store would NEVER run out. Now some of you are gonna say that I am anti-lizard and perhaps I am. But I am also anti-puppies and kittens at Christmas, anti-bunny at Easter and anti-fad pets in general. Next it will be glueing four arms to the cockroaches they feed the lizards just to complete the whole Spider-Man motif.

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