Well, maybe not. For this scene to play out as pictured I would need to have two friends which I DON'T - certainly not two friends who would dress just like me. So you Germans can just suck on it with your apocalyptic predictions.
oh, for fuck's sake, can someone please get rid of that boycottamericanwomen guy? jesus christ, enough already.
um...not really how i meant to start my introduction, but never mind, i'll just keep trucking onwards. hi calvin! i found you as blog of the day on jesse's site and cannot BELIEVE that i have missed such an awesome fellow canadian's blog.
consider yourself stalked from calgary. love your blog :)
You have many friends, Cal. They're just not with you geographically. And I'm sure that some of us would go along with wearing matching outfits if they were cool enough looking.
Then maybe we could get together and do something about that boycottamericanwomen guy. We can set him up with a Canadian woman who will burn his whiny ass but good for being a punk ass bitch.
Germans are so lame when they try to do sci fi. They've got the bloggers' control panels and surroundings all wrong. There would definitely be a lot more snack wrappers lying around.
Clone myself? Twice? First of all I don't need to competition for my affections with myself. Plus I get annoyed with just one of me around, two more and It would be a fight to the death. I am reminded of a cartoon I have to find.
When I am 90 Dez, I will be happily blogging that I was able to poop that day and the Yankee Bean soup was too hot - AS USUAL. Oh and that the orderly was stealing my pocket change.
Welcome to the conversation Kage. Always nice to know there is a local lurking about.
I think I should offer 'Team Cool' jackets like the kitties are wearing in the header. But then we would be like those couples who dress alike...like my parents did in Australia and got all kinds of attention for their jackets with the huge maple leafs of the back. My dad said he felt like Elvis on tour.
My wife and I will do that subconsciously. We'll go the whole day without noticing then during dinner our daughter will point out that we dressed the same. It makes me laugh but it really pisses Frances off.
Well MD, you have to admit that it's really more of a dig at your wife's style than yours when she is accused of dressing like you. Footie PJs just don't look as good on women than they feel on us. WHAT? I deserve velvet and my feet get cold sometimes.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Kind of makes me think of Serenity.
oh, for fuck's sake, can someone please get rid of that boycottamericanwomen guy? jesus christ, enough already.
um...not really how i meant to start my introduction, but never mind, i'll just keep trucking onwards. hi calvin! i found you as blog of the day on jesse's site and cannot BELIEVE that i have missed such an awesome fellow canadian's blog.
consider yourself stalked from calgary. love your blog :)
I wonder what shall we blog about when we turn 90 years old or something like that?
You have many friends, Cal. They're just not with you geographically. And I'm sure that some of us would go along with wearing matching outfits if they were cool enough looking.
Then maybe we could get together and do something about that boycottamericanwomen guy. We can set him up with a Canadian woman who will burn his whiny ass but good for being a punk ass bitch.
Germans are so lame when they try to do sci fi. They've got the bloggers' control panels and surroundings all wrong. There would definitely be a lot more snack wrappers lying around.
Cal, you can almays clone yourself. Twice.
Clone myself? Twice? First of all I don't need to competition for my affections with myself. Plus I get annoyed with just one of me around, two more and It would be a fight to the death. I am reminded of a cartoon I have to find.
When I am 90 Dez, I will be happily blogging that I was able to poop that day and the Yankee Bean soup was too hot - AS USUAL. Oh and that the orderly was stealing my pocket change.
Welcome to the conversation Kage. Always nice to know there is a local lurking about.
I think I should offer 'Team Cool' jackets like the kitties are wearing in the header. But then we would be like those couples who dress alike...like my parents did in Australia and got all kinds of attention for their jackets with the huge maple leafs of the back. My dad said he felt like Elvis on tour.
My wife and I will do that subconsciously. We'll go the whole day without noticing then during dinner our daughter will point out that we dressed the same. It makes me laugh but it really pisses Frances off.
Although you do have friends, maybe those other two are clones from your next post! I'm catching up in reverse order obviously...
Well MD, you have to admit that it's really more of a dig at your wife's style than yours when she is accused of dressing like you. Footie PJs just don't look as good on women than they feel on us. WHAT? I deserve velvet and my feet get cold sometimes.
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