This Week In Dumbass News

"...the Tea Party organizations argue, there should be “no portrayal of minority experience in the history which actually occurred shall obscure the experience or contributions of the Founding Fathers, or the majority of citizens, including those who reached positions of leadership.”

This is what the 'Tea Party' folks in Tennessee want to see changed in the education system. No mention of slavery or the slaughter of native peoples or anything that makes the white Christians look bad. Of course while they cheer on the Founding Fathers not a one of them realize that if the 'Founders' were around today that these uneducated hillbilly fucks would be THE LAST people the Founders would want to hang with. The Founders were men of science and learning - quiet enlightened for their time - not dumbfuck swamp dwellers with few of their original teeth left.

What the hell is wrong with the water in Tennessee? At one high school in Memphis there are 90 girls who are pregnant...NINETY!!! MTV must have been holding auditions for 'Teen Mom' and '16 and Pregnant'.


How big of an asshole do you have to be to return to the country that you and your father raped and terrorized for over four decades? 'Baby Doc' Duvalier is back in Haiti to 'help' his people.

After he was forced into exile in 1986, he went to France where he continued to live a lavish lifestyle paid for by all the wealth he stole from the country. Now this asshole has returned and believes he is the solution to what is wrong with Haiti today. He deserves to be arrested and jailed for his crimes against humanity.

Our former Governor General, Michaelle Jean's family fled Haiti in the 70s because of the dictatorship of Duvalier. Currently she is there to supervise the elections for the UN and was shocked to see Duvalier turn up. She has personal reasons for wanting this bastard to pay for his family's crimes against the people of Haiti. She has the political pull with the UN and the motivation to insure that justice is finally done.

"Duvalier's return to Haiti should be for one purpose only: to face justice," Jose Miguel Vivanco, Americas director of U.S.-based Human Rights Watch, said in a statement.

Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International said Duvalier, 59, should be brought to trial for the killings and torture of thousands of opponents at the hands of the thuggish Tonton Macoutes militia during his 15 years in power.

It appeared there were no outstanding arrest warrants against him. Because Haiti's constitution bans exile for Haitians, there was nothing legally preventing Duvalier's return."