"Canada is a great country. It's like a big 'blue state'. It's has everything we have without all that right wing nonsense. Half of America is dumb ass ignorant and they just don't have that in Canada."
Yes, Canada does have a lot of people who are dumbass ignorant. Fortunately we can keep an eye on them because they all work in the same place -- Parliament Hill.
Of they kinda die in winter because they dress for parties or the bar in summer outfits. That always thins the herd. Or they think they can drive drunk on icy roads.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
4 comments:
I always liked Bill Maher.
Tres smart. ;p
((Hugs))
Laura
Well, Canada does have some folk that could be called dumbass ignorant. I just call him my brother-in-law.
Oh, did I say that out loud?
Alternatively:
Yes, Canada does have a lot of people who are dumbass ignorant. Fortunately we can keep an eye on them because they all work in the same place -- Parliament Hill.
Bazinga!
Of they kinda die in winter because they dress for parties or the bar in summer outfits. That always thins the herd. Or they think they can drive drunk on icy roads.
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