Revenge of the Cotton Ball Man

Aside from the "Who's Your Baby's Daddy?" shows on Maury Povich, my favorite topic they cover are the ones about the irrational fears of people. Snakes, birds, frogs and insects I can understand but there are many that I just don't get. The most hilarious phobia is a fear of the dreaded COTTON BALL MAN. What kind of trauma would make someone fearful of cotton? Worse yet, how low on the Maury staff totem pole do you need to be to be chosen the one to dress up in the cotton ball outfit? Yeh, Maury is a dick for laughing at the poor woman's terrified cries but you gotta admit its funny to see two cotton ball creatures surround her. For all of you who feel pity you need to know that they do fix their fears and at the end of the show the woman is able to hug the COTTON BALL MAN of her nightmares and everything ends well.