To Hip For The Room

Oh dear lord please send someone to show this poor bastard how to dress? Where do I start. I could say the boots but then I look at the fanny pack. I would say the glasses but then I see the Daffy Duck shirt. Its an embarrassment of riches. You don't have to wear every color in the rainbow just to be hip. Now about that afro - dude - its 2009 in case you didn't notice.